ex friends are like. last time i remembered you i got so angry i almost crashed my car. i still think about your laugh whenever i see one of your favorite scenes on the show we used to watch together. you made me cry 3 years after we last spoke. i think of you on your birthday. you are a part of some of the best memories i have of my life. i hate you.
Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body’s just like “you’ve been having a real shit time and I’m about to make it worse” I hope you die I hope we both die
I dated a girl once who really liked sexting but she’d always wanna do it at like 8:00pm which is several hours too early for me cause like I had shit I wanted to get done in the evening I’m not about to waste time jerking off unil at least 11 so like I’d be sitting there laser focused on a game of TF2 texting her in between deaths like “I am stroking my hard cock” before going right back to gaming
