stealthboy:

ex friends are like. last time i remembered you i got so angry i almost crashed my car. i still think about your laugh whenever i see one of your favorite scenes on the show we used to watch together. you made me cry 3 years after we last spoke. i think of you on your birthday. you are a part of some of the best memories i have of my life. i hate you.

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superhell:

yebisu:

ephemeralhorror:

ephemeralhorror:

i get that i can expect to see the “unreality” tag a lot on my stuff. i post a lot of weird eldritch shit and even when i post something that isn’t it’s still deeply steeped in my nonsense.

but i’m fucking losing my mind at how even my posts that are correct and true will be tagged that. fatal incuriosity is inescapable when you’re me.

my “a coin is a three sided object. never forget that.” post earned an unreality tag at one point

i’m sorry but maybe you’re not the best watchdog for what’s real and what isn’t, champ. i think being the arbiter of reality requires at least a basic understanding of 3d space.

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tumblr users experiencing “unreality”

i once posted the south up map in here and someone tagged it unreality… buddy that’s the earth……..

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cryptid-on-a-string:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

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thememedaddy:

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charlesoberonn:
“inthefallofasparrow:
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“This is my favorite axe. I’ve been using it for so long I had to replace the handle ten times and the blade twice.” ”

charlesoberonn:

inthefallofasparrow:

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“This is my favorite axe. I’ve been using it for so long I had to replace the handle ten times and the blade twice.”

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nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

jbis:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

everyones-a-skank-for-halloween:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

If I see “birb” or “bunny,” I’ll kill everyone within a 50 foot radius, then myself.

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THIS IS WHY I KILLED MY COUSIN

people on this website will literally admit to committing a crime and absolutely Nothing is done about it. Great job guys

I hate to break it to you, but people on this website are allowed to commit crimes. They just don’t get arrested

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catasters:

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elijadam:

goodness gracious,,,,,,,

lacefuneral:

sunfishgirl:

towerofglass:

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House is pregnant

good for him!!!!

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theultimateblogingbegins:

rasec-wizzlbang:

goatwishes:

mitsooru:

bad

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

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